25 Things A Bride Does NOT Want To Hear From You!

1. Are you planning to lose weight?

2. Can I get a plus one?

3. Your plans are...different. 

4. Relax, it’ll be fine. 

5. Why are you having the wedding there?

6. Don’t be a bridezilla.

7. Will there be any gluten-free or dairy-free options at dinner?

8. What’s your engagement ring carat size?

9. I’m not wearing that bridesmaid dress!

10. Your wedding dress isn’t very flattering on you.

11. That’s really not my style.

12. Can I sit next to [name] at dinner?

13. Are you sure you want to marry him?

14. Wait, there’s an open bar?

15. Why am I not a bridesmaid?

16. That cost, how much?

17. I met your in-laws . . . so sorry.

18. What’s the rush?

19. I saw ALL of these ideas online.

20. When are you going to have kids?

21. Tonight’s going to be a fun night, huh?

22. Where are you going to have your wedding published?

23. Maybe this one will last.

24. You know 50% of marriages end in divorce.

25. What are you going to do if it rains?